- Conyo Protest
“Make some ingay to unbury the bangkay.”
This should be relatable to those who simplified martial rule and all that it connotes as “Martial Law thingy.”
- Fantastic Debts Indeed
“Fantastic debts and where to find them. #MarcosMagnanakaw.”
Have you watched it?
- Don’t Me, Gurl
“Marcos hero? Wag ako gurl!”
Yes, they are not having any of this latest scheme from the Marcoses.
- Christmas Wish
“All I want for Christmas is HUSTISYA.”
More than apt for this season!
- RIP with A Twist
“Rest in poop Marcos!”
Well, that’s an effective way of communicating one’s fury, all in four words.
- Wax
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“Wax yan hindi bayani.”
Marcos’ mortician recently revealed that the dictator’s face was reconstructed with wax after it was disfigured due to oedema.
- Du30, Magkano?
“Adik, patayin. Diktador, patawarin? Du30 magkano?”
Duterte has always been vocal in threatening drug pushers and users, but as the protesters have pointed out, it is ironic how he seemed forgiving to Marcos.
- Hey, Sandro!
“Botox ni Imee, tuition ni Sandro, pera ng bayan!”
Imee’s alleged Botox has been hit once more and Bongbong Marcos and the dictator’s grandson Sandro was not spared either. Sandro took up Political Science, Philosophy and Economics in Oxford Brookes and is reportedly pursuing a Master’s degree in Kings’ College, according to GMA News.
- Hell
LOOK: Witty and creative placards dissenting Marcos’ Burial at the LNMB raised during the #MarcosNoHero Protest at Luneta. pic.twitter.com/rFrhPrGDex
— UPLB Perspective (@uplbperspective) November 26, 2016
“Kung hindi huhukayin, ilibing nyo na hanggang impyerno. – UDM Political Science.”
Hell has been mentioned quite a few times when talks started about Marcos’ burial, especially after the 9-5 decision of the Supreme Court on November 8.
Here’s a viral graphics sketch of the preparation of Marcos burial that also depicted digging his grave until it is deep enough to reach hell:
Marcos’ sneaky burial also inspired a satire article from So What’s News, “Surprise Marcos Burial Caught Satan Off Guard,” with these excerpts:
“Why wasn’t I informed earlier?!” a visibly irked Satan told reporters here on Friday. “Construction of the Marcos Wing has yet to be completed.”
Sources: (lifestyle.inquirer.net, dailymail.co.uk, newsinfo.inquirer.net, facebook.com, sowhatsnews.wordpress.com)
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